Watch yourself out there--you don’t want to step on the territory of the influential Muffin Mafia, the world’s biggest crime family of baked goods.

The Choc Father and his cakelike cronies rule the streets with fear and intimidation. But if push comes to shove, these breakfast gangsters won’t hesitate to bring on all-out war...and soon you’ll be swimming with the swedish fishes, if you catch my drift.