Never before has a league of villains been as dastardly -- and as satisfying on a Saturday morning -- as the members of Sinister Cereal.

When brute force isn’t enough, EVEN MORE brute force will do the trick! The Barbaric Burgers will smash their way through any opposition.

Ahoy, mateys! From the Sauce Seas come the Pizza Pirates, a ruthless band of baked buccaneers who will slice and dice any enemies that stand in the way of pizza pillaging.

BOO! Are you scared yet? If not, you should be--because Paranormal Pasta is coming for you!

From the grungy concert stage comes the Hardcore Candies, a band of tough-as-nails confectionary that will battle anyone--and rock out afterward.

Ka-POW! If you haven’t yet felt the wrath of the Street Fighting Tacos, just wait a few milliseconds and you’ll see what it’s like to be knocked out by this tasty team.

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam...and the sodas come out shootin’! The Sip N Shooters are the Wild West’s premiere gun show, and will give any wise-mouthed outsider a run for their money.

Orange you glad you’re on their side? From a clandestine research lab comes the Citrus Cyborgs, a group of superpowered escaped experiments with never-before-seen upgrades.

Watch yourself out there--you don’t want to step on the territory of the influential Muffin Mafia, the world’s biggest crime family of baked goods.

Once upon a time in a magical land, the kingdom of Legend Dairy reigned supreme--and unknown to outsiders, still does!

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